In the grand tradition of cosmic merchants who show up uninvited, Xur parked his tentacles in the Tower Hangar from June 24 to June 28, and the resulting inventory was about as thrilling as a lukewarm cup of tea. Fast forward to 2026, and Guardians still tell tales of this particular weekend—mostly as a cautionary reminder that not every visit from the Agent of the Nine is a treasure hunt. Sometimes it's more of a scavenger hunt where the prize is a coupon for 10% off something you didn't want.
The Exotic Weapon Menu: A Study in 'Meh'
Xur's exotic weapon selection featured the usual suspects: Hawkmoon, Dead Man's Tale, and Merciless. The first two came with random rolls, which is a fancy way of saying 'gambling with extra steps.' This week's Hawkmoon boasted Corkscrew Rifling, Alloy Magazine, Moving Target, and Smooth Grip—a roll that PvE players could tolerate but PvP players would politely decline. The Dead Man's Tale, meanwhile, was a carbon copy of the previous weekend's roll: Full Bore, Light Mag, Fourth Time's The Charm, and Fitted Stock. Shopping for that DMT felt like hiring a locksmith who only picks locks that are already open. Guardians who value their materials were advised to hold out for a better roll, which is the Destiny equivalent of waiting for a bus that may never come.
Merciless, the Solar fusion rifle, was the one bright spot for newer players. It's a solid boss-melting tool before the likes of Gjallarhorn enter the picture. Think of it as the training wheels of exotic heavies—not glamorous, but functional.
Armor: The Good, the Bad, and the 'Why?'
| Item | Class | Stat Roll | Verdict |
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| Gwisin Vest | Hunter | 67 (Resilience/Strength) | 👍 Worth grabbing for Spectral Blades fans |
| Citan's Ramparts | Titan | 59 (okay Res/Dis/Int) | 🤷 Only if you don't have it |
| Eye of Another World | Warlock | 65 (Mobility/Strength) | 👎 High total, terrible distribution |
Gwisin Vest was the star, especially for Hunters who love to vanish into Spectral Blades in PvE. Citan's Ramparts had a 59 stat roll that left much to be desired—like a pizza with all the toppings but no cheese. Eye of Another World had a 65 total, but the stat spread was so bad for Warlocks that it felt like a vending machine that only dispenses stale crackers: technically food, but you'd rather starve.
Legendary Weapons: One Gem Among the Gravel
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Gnawing Hunger (Void Auto Rifle) – Zen Moment/Rampage. A great roll for anyone who missed last week's version. 🍔
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Seventh Seraph VY-7 (Arc SMG) – Fourth Time's The Charm/Vorpal Weapon. Fantastic for PvE and PvP, and it can spawn Warmind Cells. This was the crown jewel of the weekend. 💎
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Eternal Blazon (Arc Scout Rifle) – Killing Wind/One For All. Skip it unless you're a collector. The Staccato-46 does the job better. 🚮
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Toil and Trouble (Kinetic Shotgun) – Full Auto/Rampage. Not terrible, not memorable. 🤷
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Far Future (Solar Sniper Rifle) – Auto-Loading Holster/Multikill Clip. Avoid. 🚫
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Tarantula (Arc Linear Fusion Rifle) – Field Prep/Box Breathing. Worth grabbing in case Stormchaser gets nerfed. 🔮
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Stars In Shadow (Solar Pulse Rifle) – Pulse Monitor/Elemental Capacitor. Another one to skip. 😴
The Seventh Seraph VY-7 was the only legendary that truly justified the trip. The rest of the selection had the appeal of a yard sale where the best item is a slightly chipped vase. In 2026, with sandbox changes and new perks, that VY-7 still holds a nostalgic charm for veterans who remember the Warmind Cell meta. The Dead Man's Tale roll was a rerun so familiar it felt like a sitcom laugh track playing over a funeral.
Armor Stat Roundup
| Class | Gauntlets | Chest | Helmet | Legs |
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| Titan | 62 | 64 | 59 | 60 |
| Warlock | 58 | 59 | 55 | 63 |
| Hunter | 55 | 64 | 59 | 63 |
Nothing here screamed 'must-buy.' The Titan chest piece at 64 was decent; the Warlock legs at 63 were fine if you needed a stat stick. Hunters could find a 64 chest as well, but overall, the armor was the definition of 'filler.'
The Final Verdict
Xur's June 24-28 visit was a masterclass in managing expectations. The exotic weapons were either reruns or niche picks, the armor had one standout, and the legendary selection offered exactly one gem. Guardians who spent their materials that weekend likely felt like they'd bought a lottery ticket and won a free ticket to buy another lottery ticket. In 2026, the lesson remains: check Xur's rolls, but don't be afraid to walk away. After all, the Agent of the Nine will be back next weekend, and maybe—just maybe—he'll bring something worth the trip. Until then, keep your materials close and your expectations low. 🎲